When you picked up the Companion Cube, you promised to love it always. Of course, love can be difficult. You don't always get what you want. Sometimes, you get hurt. And every once in a while, you need to throw the one you love into the furnace in order to complete the test. Wear the object of your affection stretched over your hindquarters with this adorable pair of panties.
95% cotton and 5% spandex panties with Portal 2 Companion Cube printed in the front.
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