Back in the day when you could buy miracle tonics from singing salesmen and drink moonshine from a flask while enjoying a variety show, there was The Hook. Should you be engaging in an act of vaudeville and your dancing monkey did not execute the correct steps for the Charleston, shame on you. The hook would drag you off the stage where you could beat your monkey and cry into your Panama hat.
Nowadays, you cannot beat your monkey. When you witness at act of failure, simply press the button on your Animatronic Plush Keyboard Cat and he will play you off! Even in the workplace, Keyboard Cat is useful. Accounting Guy can't get his laptop to hook up to the projector? Play him off, Keyboard Cat. Marketing Guy does an entire presentation and then realizes his fly is down? Play him off Keyboard Cat. Boss gets yelled at by her boss for not implementing the suggestions you had given her weeks ago? Play her off, Keyboard Cat!