Here's a list of things we don't want as gifts: a superfluous new behind, a herd of zoo animals, a Scottish cyclops, a gun that costs $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds, or a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska. (Our office in Mystery, Alaska is woefully understaffed.) Oh, and we certainly don't want a jar of urine. But a sandvich we could use! Especially one with +120 nutritional points and meat! Got one of those you can wrap up?
We would like these limited edition action figures from Team Fortress 2. These figures are strictly limited to a 10,000 piece run of each model and will come in Red and Blu options so you can pick your favorite team! The figures stand over 6.5" tall and have over 25 points of articulation. They will each come with their signature weapons and accessories, which we'll note below as each figure is released. You'll also get a code to unlock in-game bonuses, so be sure to pick these up while they last!