Once upon a time, there was a bald guy who had a dream. Actually, we should be nice to Ty, our GeekLabs leader. He's not entirely bald. (But he is evil at times.) Of course, someone beat us to
Feel like you've just received your Doctorate of Evil Affairs when you whip out the Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer and use it in your next big meeting... or to exercise your cat. Now that this dream has come true, what's next, baby?