We're in Beta Testing!
Feel free to look around but things will change, break, and (hopefully) improve on a weekly basis.
Portal 2 Aperture Test Subject Track Jacket
You look... good?
Portal Women's Clothing Clothing Geek- Premium Track Jacket for test subjects only
- Comfy orange fleece with white details
- Available in sizes S - 3X
We gathered all of the engineers with medical degrees in fashion from France and had them come up with the most stylish track jacket they could make from a combination of the remains of jumpsuits that were partially emancipated from their original test subjects. Don't worry, though, we totally cleaned them with Propulsion Gel, which made them both speedy and covered up any stains with orangey goodness.
The Aperture Track Jacket is for designated test subjects only. Wearing this jacket if you have never engaged in testing will result in acute renal failure. It's bright jumpsuit orange with snappy white details and features the Aperture logo on the back and embroidered over the pocket in the front. It's perfect for colder testing environments or doing some cardio to prepare for the inevitable day when GLaDOS adds zombies in the tests.
These unisex jackets run a little small. So, if you are between sizes, please choose the bigger size.
