We know you're too clever to have fallen for Wheatley's little ruse there, trying to get you to jump into the deadly pit. But we thought you deserved a new jumpsuit anyhow. Or, well, most of a new jumpsuit. With this tee, you get the comfort and convenience of a shirt combined with the stylish convenience of Aperture Science's test candidate jumpsuit. Plus, in a tee you won't be mistaken for an escaped prison inmate by the unwashed masses. Best of all worlds.