Retro-graphics. Simplistic gameplay. Minecraft takes gaming back to basics. Punching trees and rocks or digging tunnels, you slowly gather an arsenal of weapons and tools to fend off the spiders, skeletons, zombies, and exploding Creepers that are a constant threat. The exploding Creeper is our nemesis. We know you feel our pain.
Sometimes it's fun to be the bad guy, though. Taking those dreams and shattering them. We recommend you wear this shirt around:
Black pixelated face on an Irish green, 100% cotton t-shirt. Okay, listen up people. This is a highly-saturated color. If you want it to remain that way, you have to be careful when you wash it. If you toss it in the warm wash with your underwear, you will create green underwear and a drab shirt. Wash this with your darks. Wash it in cold. Add a cup of vinegar to the wash to help maintain the green color. Got it? Good.
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