Everyone, no matter how awesome their job happens to be, occasionally envisions the entire place going up in flames once in a while. Then we can relax on a tropical beach and drink a big margarita with giant grains of salt around the edge of the glass. Y'know, because that's exactly what you do when your office burns to the ground.
What? You need to implement the scheme that drains the office of all its money first? D'oh. Back to the drawing board.
Maybe we can explode the office with Creepers. That's the ticket! Order up enough Minecraft Creeper Vinyl Figures to put one in every office and every cube and then run like the wind before the hissing turns to explosions. Then we'll be on the beach with the margarita. What? We forgot about the bank scheme again? Curses!!